River: Permission to come aboard?
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right.
River: It's the popular theory.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
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This is the final Firefly Quote of the Week from me - next week will be time for something completely different (and it won't take a genius to figure out where the quotes will be coming from...)
Early: You folks are all insane.
Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Early: Where'd she go?
Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a space ship. Don't look at me.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
River: I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.
Simon: River...
River: River's gone.
Early: Then who exactly are we talking to?
River: You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
(If you've been keeping track, you may have noticed that I've already offered several quotes from "Objects in Space" - that's because it's my favourite episode of the Firefly series.)
Simon: You're out of your mind.
Early: That's between me and my mind.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
(I forgot this one on Tuesday, thanks to Xmas throwing me out !)
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'.
Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zoe: We live in a space ship, dear.
Wash: So?
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Wash: Little River just gets more colourful by the moment. What'll she do next?
Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up.
Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Mal: When I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor.
Simon: You are talking to a doctor.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Zoe: Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd harm anyone.
Jayne: Butcher's knife!
Zoe: Anyone we can't spare.
("Objects in Space", Season 1)
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning?
Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
("Heart of Gold", season 1)
Simon: This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls.
Zoe: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?
("The Message", Season 1)
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No! No, it's not!
Zoe: Oh.
("War Stories", Season 1)
River: Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
Simon: You are my beautiful sister.
River: I threw up on your bed.
Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
("War Stories", Season 1)
Kaylee: Oh, hey, there, Inara. How was your check-up?
Inara: Same as last year... What's going on here?
Kaylee: Oh, let's see.. We killed Simon and River... ...Stole a bunch of medicine, and now Zoe and the Captain are off springing the others that got snatched by the feds. Oh, here they are now.
("Ariel", Season 1)
Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan.
Kaylee: Well, that's good.
Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
("Safe", Season 1)
Mal: So, she's added cussing and hurling about of things to her repertoire. She really is a prodigy.
("Safe", Season 1)
(I rather absent-mindedly forgot it was Tuesday yesterday !)
